Olympic Hockey: 8 questions you never cared to ask
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 9:12PM

On the eve of the 2010 men's Olympic hockey tournament in Vancouver, we turn away from the doldrums of the NHL season and set our eyes on international hockey's biggest stage. The media will ask all the usual questions about goaltending choices, roster selections, line combinations, and everything else that the media usually covers. But honestly, are these things really what we all want to hear about for two weeks?
Probably. But just in case, here are eight questions that you probably never cared to ask:

Do members of the Vancouver Canucks have to stay in the Olympic Village? This one's been bugging me for awhile now. As far as I know, there are no rules against living in one's own home during the games. The Village is a place where athletes from around the world gather to enjoy free housing and basic amenities. It doesn't make sense for Robel Teklemariam (also known as the entire Ethiopian Olympic Team) to stay anywhere else. But if you're Roberto Luongo, can you go home and spend time with your wife and kid, or do you have to share a bedroom with Martin Brodeur and spend the night playing 20 Questions?

Does the team that uses the Canucks' dressing room get access to all 37 flavours of espresso? During an October game against the Montreal Canadiens, Sportsnet decided to provide viewers with a tour of the new and revised Vancouver Canucks dressing room and amenities. One thing that came up was that there was an espresso machine for players with 37 flavours of espresso. Yes, 37. If Canada is forced to be the road team in a Russia-Canada final, do the Russians get to spend a day taste testing coffee?

If the San Jose Sharks' top line is Canada's third line, does Dany Heatley request a trade to Germany for more ice time? Fact: Heatley is German by birth. Fact: Heatley is Canada's all-time leading scorer in senior international tournaments. Fact: Heatley likes ice time and has been known to publicly criticize everyone who deprives him of it. So if Canada's all-time best scorer gets third line minutes, would he prefer playing with San Jose backup goalie Thomas Greiss over in the German camp?

Is this the year the silver medalist decides to resort to schoolyard tactics and shout "first is the worst, second is the best" during the gold medal team's national anthem? According to Google Translate, the lyrics to that song in Russian are "Pervyh, eto hudshyee, vtoroĭ yavlyaet·sya luchshim." Use at your own peril and/or humiliation.

Will the United States' decision to leave goaltender Craig Anderson off the roster reduce the number of Ice Girls, his well-known kryptonite? I'm not sure that Ice Girls or any form of cheerleaders are allowed in IIHF tournaments, but Brian Burke's managing decisions may have deprived us all of Norwegian Ice Girls. Thanks, Burke.

What's the craziest jersey number we will see a goalie wearing? In North America, goaltenders tend to stick with wearing 1, or anywhere from 29-41. There are exceptions, of course (Ron Hextall's 27 and 72, Darren Puppa's 93, various Russian goalies' 20), but nothing compares to what European goalies wear. Consider Jaroslav Janus, a Slovakian goalie who wears 2 while in international competition. Dominik Hasek, known for donning 39 in the NHL, currently wears 9 for HC Pardubice. One of his teammates wears 99. Swiss goalie Martin Gerber wore 29 in the NHL, but has stuck with 26 when in Europe. But Gerber's injured and unable to play this year, which leaves room for Ronnie Rüeger of the DEL's Kloten Flyers, who you can see above wearing the number 66.

If Norway or Latvia pull off an incredible upset, will one of their players be immortalized on a postage stamp? The somewhat famous Peter Forsberg stamp is, as far as I've seen, one of a kind. Norway and Latvia are, for all intents and purposes, doormats. Heck, Latvia is basically a KHL team (16 members play for Dinamo Riga) with a couple ringers. If they defeat, say, Canada, that'd be a pretty big deal. If Norway wins anything, that'd be a pretty big deal. Belarus had a perfect opportunity after shocking Sweden in an elimination game in 2002, but apparently they decided the postal service did not need stamps of a puck bouncing off Tommy Salo's head. Shame.

Is there a Susan B. Anthony silver dollar hiding beneath centre ice at GM Place? You all know the story of the Canadian two-dollar coin hidden beneath the ice in Salt Lake City in 2002 when Canada beat the Americans for a gold medal. If Canada and the United States face off once more for a game of consequence, what are the chances of there being an American lucky charm frozen below? These Olympics may be hosted in Canada, but Brian Burke's the American general manager, and Brian Burke knows people. I mean, he knows people.
Let the games begin.




